Ed Miliband ‘asked to be called comrade, wants embalmed Harold Wilson displayed in Trafalgar Square’

According to ConservativeHome website, the Labour leader has asked his inner circle  to refer to him as the General Secretary of the Labour Movement, that he wants to introduce quotas for steel production, and that he personally sent his disgraced brother to an icy gulag in the far north called Sunderland AFC.  A Labour spokesman said ‘We do not comment on rumour. Any suggestion that Our Glorious Leader wants to remove ‘Animal Farm’ from the school curriculum is entirely speculation. We will announce our policies for the squeezed Proletariat as soon as the yearly figures for tractor production have been announced’.

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